Look at Esmeralda tho, she like da fuck you smokin old man get out of my damn face, you creepy
No dudebros seriously every time you think that a girl is responsible for your bodily urges, you are Frollo
you are Frollo and you will die a fiery death
don’t be Frollo
Every time you think that a girl is responsible for your bodily urges, you are Frollo.
Literally perfect telling of the Canadian - US argument
So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.
I can almost hear the apathy in his voice.
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”